They tell us that suicide is the greatest piece of cowardice... that suicide is wrong when it is quite obvious that there is nothing in the world to which every man has a more unassailable title than to his own life and person.

You're an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea.

Jason Mraz

When I was born the doctor slapped my mother.

Rodney Dangerfield

To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming.

English Proverb

Those who boast of their descent, brag on what they owe to others.

Seneca (Seneca the Elder)

The magistrates are the ministers for the laws, the judges their interpreters, the rest of us are servants of the law, that we all may be free.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

(About sweeping)....What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends.

Terry Pratchett

There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for an appreciable length of time.

Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

As the only girl growing up among three brothers, I was always afraid of being excluded. If there was a game to be played, a sport to be learned, a competition to join, I was on my feet and ready. I didn't spend much time alone for fear that I'd miss out.

Elisabeth Shue

..I learned that there's a kind of love which must feel like coming home,...

Ellen Sussman

The crown of literature is poetry.

W. Somerset Maugham

Great nations write their autobiographies in three manuscripts -- the book of their deeds, the book of their words and the book of their art.

John Ruskin

All our knowledge has its origins in our perceptions.

Leonardo da Vinci