Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya, my family were always big drinkers. When I was a kid, I was missing. They put my picture on a bottle of Scotch.

I tell ya, my family were always big drinkers. When I was a

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the excessive drinking habits within the person's family. They jokingly reminisce about their childhood experience of being "missing," insinuating that their family's high alcohol consumption was the reason for their absence. The mention of their picture being on a bottle of Scotch further emphasizes the prevalence of alcohol in their family's life and how deeply ingrained it was in their upbringing. Overall, the quote touches on the humorous side of familial drinking habits and the profound impact it had on the person's life.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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