Quote by Woody Allen

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotiona

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the frustration and disappointment the speaker experienced during their education. By describing the school as one for "emotionally disturbed teachers," it suggests the lack of quality education and guidance the speaker received. This sarcastic remark emphasizes the ineffectiveness and incompetence of the educators, implying that their own emotional disturbance impacted their ability to teach effectively, ultimately leaving the speaker ill-prepared academically.

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By Woody Allen

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