I am most thankful to Almighty Providence for mercies received, and determined still to press the case into public notice as a token of gratitude.

In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets you may not find something to laugh about immediately.

Allen Klein

Learn from your parents mistakes -- use birth control.

Source Unknown

If you suspect a man, don't employ him, and if you employ him, don't suspect him.

Chinese Proverb

Why do beautiful songs make you sad?' 'Because they aren't true.' 'Never?' 'Nothing is beautiful and true.

Jonathan Safran Foer

The vilest deeds like poison weeds Bloom well in prison air; It is only what is good in man That wastes and withers there; Pale Anguish keeps the heavy gate And the Warder is Despair.

Oscar Wilde

Our instinctive emotions are those that we have inherited from a much more dangerous world, and contain, therefore, a larger portion of fear than they should.

Bertrand Russell

Anything that gives us new knowledge gives us an opportunity to be more rational.

Herbert Simon

Love is the answer to everything. It's the only reason to do anything. If you don't write stories you love, you'll never make it. If you don't write stories that other people love, you'll never make it.

Ray Bradbury

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.

A. J. Liebling

Marriage has just never interested me.

Jacqueline Bisset

If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part.

Eric San

To endure is the first thing that a child ought to learn, and that which he will have the most need to know.

Jean Jacques Rousseau