Quote by Woody Allen

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my

Summary

This quote humorously expresses gratitude for laughter, but adds an amusing exception when milk unexpectedly spurts out of the nose due to laughter. It highlights the unpredictability of laughter's physical effects, reminding us to cherish the joy it brings despite its occasional strange side effects.

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By Woody Allen

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