Quote by H. L. Mencken

Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia.

Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammato

Summary

This quote, attributed to American author Ambrose Bierce, humorously comments on the perspective of individuals suffering from inflammatory rheumatism on Thanksgiving Day. It suggests that despite their difficulties and pain, they are grateful to a higher power that their condition is not as severe as hydrophobia, a more debilitating ailment. The quote emphasizes the importance of finding gratitude even in challenging circumstances, reminding individuals to appreciate what they have, even if it may not be ideal.

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By H. L. Mencken

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