Quote by Terry Pratchett

That's No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock, mistress,' said Not-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock. 'Ye were one jock short,' he added helpfully.

That's No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-J

Summary

This quote is a playful and humorous exchange between two characters. Not-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock tells his mistress that he is not as big as Medium-Sized Jock but bigger than Wee-Jock-Jock. He then points out that their group was short one member named Jock. This quote showcases clever wordplay and highlights the character's funny naming conventions, adding a light-hearted touch to the conversation.

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By Terry Pratchett

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