That's metaphysics, my dear fellow. It's forbidden me by my doctor, my stomach won't take it.

A Latin teacher told me I might make a good actress, and that stuck in my memory. I did some modeling, and Polanski gave me that small part.

Jacqueline Bisset

Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

You have not been mistaken in supposing my views and feeling to be in favor of the abolition of war. Of my disposition to maintain peace until its condition shall be made less tolerable than that of war itself, the world has had proofs, and more, perhaps, than it has approved. I hope it is practicable, by improving the mind and morals of society, to lessen the disposition to war; but of its abolition I despair.

Thomas Jefferson

It's better to swim in the sea belowThan to swing in the air and feed the crow,Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol.

Benjamin Franklin

We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.

Carl Jung

I think every girl needs to love herself, regardless of anything. Like if you're having a bad day, if you don't like your hair, if you don't have the best family situation, whatever, you have to love yourself and you can't do anything until you love yourself first.

Julianne Hough

This I know - that I know nothing.

Plato

Those who write clearly have readers, those who write obscurely have commentators.

Abraham Lincoln

I am lord of myself, accountable to none.

Benjamin Franklin

Trifles make up the happiness or the misery of human life.

Alexander Smith

It's almost charity work, what people have done, turning other people on to my music.

John Mayer

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

Bill Watterson