Quote by Phyllis Diller

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the speaker's financial situation by comparing their bank account balance to a low-income neighborhood. The phrase "scenic checks" playfully refers to checks that are typically printed with aesthetically pleasing scenes or designs, implying that the speaker's checks depict poverty-stricken surroundings due to their lack of funds. Thus, this quote aims to depict a vivid image of the speaker's financial struggles through clever wordplay and humor.

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Money

By Phyllis Diller

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