Quote by Alexander Woollcott

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illeg

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the idea that the author's favorite activities often go against societal norms or personal well-being. By categorizing them as immoral, illegal, or fattening, the quote suggests that these activities may bring pleasure yet come with potential negative consequences. It serves as a lighthearted reflection on the human tendency to enjoy things that may not always align with moral standards, legal boundaries, or our own health goals.

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Pleasure

By Alexander Woollcott

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