If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

Most subjects at universities are taught for no other purpose than that they may be re-taught when the students become teachers.

G. C. (Georg Christoph) Lichtenb

It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour.

Charles Dickens

Meticulous planning will enable everything a man does to appear spontaneous.

Mark Caine

If you set goals and go after them with all the determination you can muster, your gifts will take you places that will amaze you.

Les Brown

All truth is eternal. Truth is nobody's property; no race, no individual can lay any exclusive claim to it. Truth is the nature of all souls.

Swami Vivekananda

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

Matthew Perry

From secrecy and deception in high places, come home, America. From military spending so wasteful that it weakens our nation, come home, America.

George McGovern

Fly without wings; Dream with open eyes; See in darkness.

Dejan Stojanovic

My own idea is that these things are as piffle before the wind.

Daisy Ashford

Films for TV have to be much closer to the book, mainly because the objective with a TV movie that translates literature is to get the audience, after seeing this version, to pick up the book and read it themselves. My attitude is that TV can never really be any form of art, because it serves audience expectations.

Michael Haneke

When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

Willie Nelson

He that has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well.

Baltasar Gracian