I think I'm much too earnest to be as cool as 'Boyd Crowder'.

That's my dream job, to be able to mail songs out to people who want to hear them. Paste my face on them and not travel all over the world trying to sell them.

Kristin Hersh

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

Bobby Darin

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at theroulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

Steven Wright

Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead therefore we must learn both arts.

Thomas Carlyle

It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it.

Matt LeBlanc

As for an authentic villain, the real thing, the absolute, the artist, one rarely meets him even once in a lifetime. The ordinary bad hat is always in part a decent fellow.

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

We are as liable to be corrupted by books, as by companions.

Henry Fielding

A gentle word, a kind look, a good-natured smile can work wonders and accomplish miracles.

William Hazlitt

They were within twenty yards of each other, and so abrupt was his appearance, that it was impossible to avoid his sight. Their eyes instantly met, and the cheeks of each were overspread with the deepest blush. He absolutely started, and for a moment seemed immoveable from surprise; but shortly recovering himself, advanced towards the party, and spoke to Elizabeth, if not in terms of perfect composure, at least of perfect civility.

Jane Austen

Childish raptures!

Taylor Caldwell, Dialogues with

When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City.

Steve Burns

Penny knew also she loved the country for its beauty. Cities could be magnificent, astounding, fantastic, but they were not consistently beautiful and simple. Penny liked uncomplicated beauty.

Dorothy Deming