Quote by Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for m

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that men who have experienced the pain of getting their ear pierced and have bought jewelry are more prepared for marriage. It implies that going through these experiences teaches them about commitment, compromise, and enduring discomfort, which are often necessary elements in a successful marriage. The quote uses a lighthearted tone to highlight a playful correlation between a relatively small physical alteration (pierced ear) and qualities that may be advantageous in a long-term commitment like marriage.

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Marriage

By Rita Rudner

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