I think we'll be in pretty good shape. We've got the same car we ran in all the speedway races since 2001, and it's been a real good car for us. It's led every race we've been in.

My mom calls me an older soul because, growing up, she taught me stuff real early. Now I spend most of my time chasing wisdom, chasing understanding.

Ray Lewis

I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.

Rodney Dangerfield

The one who tells the stories rules the world.

American Indian Proverb, Hopi

No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree.

Lee Rudolph

Under the species of Syndicalism and Fascism there appears for the first time in Europe a type of man who does not want to give reasons or to be right, but simply shows himself resolved to impose his opinions.

Jos

Without courage, wisdom bears no fruit.

Baltasar Gracian

Nothing sets a person up more than having something turn out just the way it's supposed to be, like falling into a Swiss snowdrift and seeing a big dog come up with a little cask of brandy round its neck.

Claud Cockburn

Sin, guilt, neurosis --they are one and the same, the fruit of the tree of knowledge.

Henry Miller

If the best of one's feelings means nothing to the person most concerned in those feelings, what reality is left us?

Virginia Woolf

We find the most terrible form of atheism, not in the militant and passionate struggle against the idea of God himself, but in the practical atheism of everyday living, in indifference and torpor. We often encounter these forms of atheism among those who are formally Christians.

Nicolai A. Berdyaev

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Mae West

The reason I'm in this business, I assume all performers are -- it's Look at me, Ma! It's acceptance, you know -- Look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma. And if your mother watches, you'll show off till you're exhausted; but if your mother goes, Ptshew!

Lenny Bruce