Though women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil.

If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.

James Mcneill Whistler

Fly fishing may be a very pleasant amusement; but angling or float fishing I can only compare to a stick and a string, with a worm at one end and a fool at the other.

Samuel Johnson

I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.

Muhammad Ali

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is King.

Michael Apostolius

Silverfish looked down. Oh. Are you a dwarf? Cuddy gave him a blank stare. Are you a giant? He said. Me? Of course not! Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes. Right! Right!

Terry Pratchett

I've never understood what the upside of marriage would be for me personally.

Arsenio Hall

Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Ambrose Bierce

Imagination is intelligence with an erection.

Victor Hugo

Our deeds are like children that are born to us; they live and act apart from our own will. Nay, children may be strangled, but deeds never: they have an indestructible life both in and out of our consciousness;

George Eliot

If you want to go to the mall, you have to take security. But it's always cool. The kids are amazing.

Aaliyah

In addition to self-awareness, imagination and conscience, it is the fourth human endowment-independent will-that really makes effective self-management possible. It is the ability to make decisions and choices and to act in accordance with them. It is the ability to act rather than to be acted upon, to proactively carry out the program we have developed through the other three endowments. Empowerment comes from learning how to use this great endowment in the decisions we make every day.

Stephen Covey

It's like those high-school yearbook photos that everyone would rather not see: Oh my God, look at that mullet hair. I have those photos too, but for me, they're, like, entire movies. And they show them on cable.

John Cusack