I thought: We are not close enough. I though: He will not hear it. I thought: He will hear it and be out so fast that we will have no chance. I thought: Twenty seconds. I was breathing hard and fast.

To a man, ornithologists are tall, slender, and bearded so that they can stand motionless for hours, imitating kindly trees, as they watch for birds.

Gore Vidal

Live as if everything you do will eventually be known.

Hugh Prather

Get off your horse and drink your milk.

John Wayne

I think all the knowledge and all the travels that I've done, I'm going to do a lot of great work in the future.

Chris Tucker

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

Garry Shandling

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.

Arnold J. Toynbee, (attributed)

Nothing is so easy to fake as the inner vision.

Robertson Davies

I speak gibberish to the civilized world and it replies in kind.

Kurt Vonnegut

The notion that Congress can change the meaning given a constitutional provision by the Court is subversive of the function of judicial review and it is not the less so because the Court promises to allow it only when the Constitution is moved to the left.

Robert Bork

My grandmother was a teacher, my sister was a teacher, my daughter was a teacher and is now a superintendent in northern California, and my son-in-law is a high school principal. I am surrounded.

Loni Anderson

Death can't be so bad if mom went through it. It makes it easier for the child to follow.

Danny Aiello

You can't buy back your respect you can't buy back your career. You only get one, so I don't want to mess that up.

Shia LaBeouf