I thought Erica Jong's Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that I've ever read in my life.

I've always regarded it as a test of character to dislike the Kennedys. I don't really respect anyone who falls for Camelot.

Christopher Hitchens

No one is truly free, they are a slave to wealth, fortune, the law, or other people restraining them from acting according to their will.

Euripides

By words the mind is winged.

Aristophanes

Never bear more than one kind of trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds of trouble - the ones they've had, the ones they have, and the ones they expect to have.

Edward Everett Hale

Your life is yours and yours alone. Rise up and live it.

Terry Goodkind

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.

Bob Uecker

...I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon...

John Geddes

Heaven's net is wide, but its mesh is fine

Lao Tzu

Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.

Benjamin Franklin

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

Carol Burnett

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it -- and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again -- and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

Mark Twain