Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I have three kids, one of each.

I have three kids, one of each.

Summary

This quote, "I have three kids, one of each," humorously suggests that the speaker has one child of each gender: a boy, a girl, and another child of unspecified gender. The phrasing adds a touch of levity by using the phrase "one of each," commonly used when referring to a set of contrasting items, like a pair of shoes or a package of colors. However, in the context of parenting, this quote acts as a lighthearted way to express having children who represent both genders in their family.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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