Quote by Robert Maynard Hutchins

The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.

The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex

Summary

This humorous quote highlights three common challenges often faced by university administrators. It implies that managing issues related to student relationships, athletics, and parking can be particularly demanding. These problems may stem from the complexity of maintaining a balanced and inclusive campus environment where students' personal lives are respected, alumni's interests are satisfied, and adequate infrastructure is provided for all faculty members. The quote suggests that these concerns often demand significant attention and resources from university administrators.

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Education

By Robert Maynard Hutchins

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