Quote by Bill Bryson

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightnin

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the enduring and tough nature of farmers. It suggests that farmers face risks from natural disasters like lightning, accidents in the form of tractor rollovers, and the inevitability of old age. By emphasizing these three factors, the quote reminds us of the resilience and determination of farmers who often confront various challenges to sustain their livelihoods.

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Farming

By Bill Bryson

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