Quote by Terry Pratchett

There were only three times in your life when it was proper to come through the front door, and you were carried every time.

There were only three times in your life when it was proper

Summary

This quote implies that there are very few occasions in life where one is allowed to enter through the front door, and in these instances, one is being carried. It suggests that these moments may be rare and special, likely referring to when one is born (carried by their parents), when one gets married (carried by their spouse), and when one passes away (carried by pallbearers). The quote highlights the significance and ceremonial nature of these events, emphasizing their importance in our journey through life.

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By Terry Pratchett

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