Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.

I truly believe that when you're funny, you're blessed. Your whole life is kind of golden. I was happy, although it was not perfect happiness. There was illness and sadness and death.

Martin Short

Because we have so much eye candy and mind candy, spending so much time trying to pay the rent, all of this conspires to keep us from thinking too hard or taking action from that. Our time is stolen. So much of our daily life is stolen.

Lydia Lunch

I cannot be fired. Slaves have to be sold.

Source Unknown

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

Johnny Depp

I studied Japanese language and culture in college and graduate school, and afterward went to work in Tokyo, where I met a young man whose father was a famous businessman and whose mother was a geisha.

Arthur Golden

Silence is the unbearable repartee.

G. K. Chesterton

What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.

Alain de Botton

No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it.

Ellen Glasgow

I've always felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the same topic.

Abigail Adams

In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief to the old they are a comfort and aid in their weakness, and those in the prime of life they incite to noble deeds.

Aristotle

Don't spur a willing horse.

Proverb

Hunger makes a thief of any man.

Pearl S. Buck