Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me... What'll you have? I said...surprise me. He showed me a naked picture of my wife.

I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few dr

Summary

This quote illustrates the unexpected and often humorous situations that can arise in everyday life. The protagonist's request for a surprise drink takes a startling turn when the bartender cheekily presents him with a picture of his own wife in the nude. The quote highlights the element of surprise and the irony of the situation, showcasing the unexpected and sometimes absurd moments that can occur when we least expect them.

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