Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to w

Summary

This quote is a humorous response to the concern of having yellow teeth. The dentist's reply is meant to be a playful and unexpected solution to the problem, implying that wearing a brown necktie will make the teeth look less yellow in comparison. It showcases the dentist's lightheartedness and wit in addressing the issue, providing a comical perspective to a potentially embarrassing situation.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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