Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gav

Summary

This quote humorously refers to a miscommunication or misunderstanding between the speaker and their dentist. The speaker asks for a tooth that looks identical to their other teeth, but the dentist interprets it as simply providing a tooth that exists but is marred by four cavities. It highlights the potential for misunderstandings and reminds us to be clear and specific in our communication to avoid such situations.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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