Quote by Ambrose Bierce

Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors.

Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon recor

Summary

This quote humorously defines a trial as a formal investigation that serves the purpose of establishing the innocence and integrity of judges, advocates, and jurors. It sarcastically suggests that the main objective of a trial is to protect the reputations and positions of these individuals involved in the legal system.

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Justice

By Ambrose Bierce

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