The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt.

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.

Kelly Osbourne

I would have rummaged, ransacked at the word; Those old odd corners of an empty heart; For remnants of dim love the long disused, And dusty crumbling of romance!

Robert Browning

This also -- that I live, I consider a gift of God.

Ovid

I have now taken a serious task upon myself and I fear a greater one that is in the power of any man to perform in the given time-but it is too late to go back.

Eli Whitney

If sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.

Norman Augustine

As long as I can still dream, I will dream of you.

Cassandra Clare

I've always known I would be a success, but I was surprised at the way it came.

Eva Gabor

Nothing has done more to separate and divide human beings one from another than exclusivist organized religion.

Neale Donald Walsch

Be not too hasty to trust or admire the teachers of morality they discourse like angels, but they live like men.

Samuel Johnson

The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world. Lies will pass into history.

George Orwell

The profession of a prostitute is the only career in which the maximum income is paid to the newest apprentice. It is the one calling in which at the beginning the only exertion is that of self-indulgence; all the prizes are at the commencement. It is the ever-new embodiment of the old fable of the sale of the soul to the Devil. The tempter offers wealth, comfort, excitement, but in return the victim must sell her soul, nor does the other party forget to exact his due to the uttermost farthing.

William Booth

Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love this is the eternal rule.

Buddha