Quote by Michael Showalter

For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black's tweets.

For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of be

Summary

This quote highlights the personal perspective of the speaker on Twitter's usefulness. They see Twitter primarily as a platform to share mundane experiences like being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. However, if people are seeking amusing and insightful content about various topics such as life, parenting, and pop culture, the quote suggests that they should follow Michael Ian Black, who is known for delivering funny and engaging tweets. Overall, the quote emphasizes the wide range of content available on Twitter, from the mundane to the entertaining, depending on the individuals one chooses to follow.

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By Michael Showalter

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