There are only two roads that lead to something like human happiness. They are marked by the words: love and achievement. In order to be happy oneself it is necessary to make at least one other person happy. The secret of human happiness is not in self-seeking but in self-forgetting.

Why, ever since Adam, who has got to the meaning of this great allegory -- the world? Then we pygmies must be content to have out paper allegories but ill comprehended.

Herman Melville

You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.

Ambrose Bierce

My work always tried to unite the true with the beautiful but when I had to choose one or the other, I usually chose the beautiful.

Tom Stoppard

It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.

Frank Carson

Justice is indispensably and universally necessary, and what is necessary must always be limited, uniform, and distinct

Samuel Johnson

Such kindness wasn't a gift but a goad, scraping against one's skin like a yoke of thorns. She would have preferred him stiff, defensive, even offensive.

Lauren Willig

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.

Heywood Broun, Sitting on the Wo

Before becoming a mom, I never knew how good I had it to just spend time at a spa for a few hours. Now, those days are far and between. So when I have an hour, it's all about the mani and pedi.

Tia Mowry

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.

Helena Rubinstein

Your tears are my prayers.

Elizabeth Gilbert

Focus on your problem zones, your strength, your energy, your flexibility and all the rest. Maybe your chest is flabby or your hips or waist need toning. Also, you should change your program every thirty days. That's the key.

Jack LaLanne

Dating co-stars is natural. When you're working with someone, it's habit.

Rachel Bilson