Quote by Josefina Vazquez Mota

There are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and the other, making up statistics.

There are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and

Summary

This quote playfully highlights the different ways in which people can be deceptive. It suggests that lying can take on two forms - straightforwardly not telling the truth and manipulating information by fabricating statistics. By juxtaposing these methods, the quote emphasizes the diversity and creativity that can be employed when attempting to deceive others. Overall, it serves as a witty reminder that dishonesty comes in various shades and forms.

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By Josefina Vazquez Mota

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