I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.

Plautus

The love of property and consciousness of right and wrong have conflicting places in our organization, which often makes a man's course seem crooked, his conduct a riddle

Abraham Lincoln

Prisons don't rehabilitate, they don't punish, they don't protect, so what the hell do they do?

Jerry Brown

The smallest seed of faith is better than the largest fruit of happiness.

Henry David Thoreau

Biting's excellent. It's like kissing - only there is a winner.

Neil Gaiman

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity: no really self-respecting woman would take advantage of it.

George Bernard Shaw

The only practice that's now constant is the practice of constantly accommodating to change.

William Mcgovern

At most, the greatest persons are but great wens, and excrescences; men of wit and delightful conversation, but as morals for ornament, except they be so incorporated into the body of the world that they contribute something to the sustentation of the whole.

John Donne

I never told my own religion nor scrutinized that of another. I never attempted to make a convert, nor wished to change another's creed. I am satisfied that yours must be an excellent religion to have produced a life of such exemplary virtue and correctness. For it is in our lives, not from our words, that our religion must be judged.

Thomas Jefferson, (letter to Mrs

Between flattery and admiration there often flows a river of contempt.

Minna Antrim

Marilyn Monroe never sold a platinum album. And more people know my music than what I look like.

Shania Twain

Everybody's youth is a dream, a form of chemical madness.

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