Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

She was so ugly that when I bent down to pet her cat it turned out to be the hair on her legs.

She was so ugly that when I bent down to pet her cat it turn

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the unattractiveness of a woman by creating a humorous play on words. The speaker's intention to pet the woman's cat is subverted when he realizes that what he thought was the cat's fur is, in fact, the hair on the woman's legs, suggesting that she has an undesirable appearance. This quote relies on irony and exaggeration to evoke laughter while emphasizing the woman's unattractiveness.

Topics

History

By Rodney Dangerfield

Liked the quote? Share it with your friends.

Random Quotations

The ordinary man is an anarchist. He wants to do as he likes

The ordinary man is an anarchist. He wants to do as he likes. He may want his neighbor to be governed, but he himself doesn't want to be governed. He is mortally afraid of government officials and policemen.

George Bernard Shaw

Anarchy

And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his ow

And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.

Dad

She hated herself more than she could express.

She hated herself more than she could express.

Hate

We all boil at different degrees

We all boil at different degrees

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Humanity

We both grew so used to each other, so comfortable with the

We both grew so used to each other, so comfortable with the naturalness and ease of our friendship, that we became sloppy about keeping our relationship a secret. It was not that we were physically demonstrative or obviously in love, more that it had become impossible for us to hide our close involvement. We had gradually acquired the unmistakable air of old-love: finishing each other's sentences and speaking to each other with an offhand, presuming intimacy that was eventually noticed.

Relationship Love Friendship Comfortable

Today we must make a pact with each other to end this reckle

Today we must make a pact with each other to end this reckless conduct with the people's government.

Government

As a physician, I understand how important it is to collect

As a physician, I understand how important it is to collect data on people so we can understand what's happening with them. I will be in the position to help enable that knowledge.

Knowledge

Whoso would be a man, must be a nonconformist. He who would

Whoso would be a man, must be a nonconformist. He who would gather immortal palms must not be hindered by the name of goodness, but must explore it if it be goodness. Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. Absolve you to yourself, and you shall have the suffrage of the world.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacit

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination.

John Dewey, The Quest for Certai

Science

Don't buy the house, buy the neighborhood.

Don't buy the house, buy the neighborhood.

Property

We need to recognise that what really matters isn't buying m

We need to recognise that what really matters isn't buying more and more consumer goods, but family, friends, and knowing that we are doing something worthwhile with our lives. Helping to reduce the appalling consequences of world poverty should be part of that reassessment.

Family

I'd like to look like Madonna when I'm her age. I also look

I'd like to look like Madonna when I'm her age. I also look at athletes and love their bodies. I've always wanted to be muscly, not skinny. A lot of women yo-yo around, but I'm always aware if I'm getting a bit out of shape. I never look at the scales but I can just tell. It goes on my tum and bum.

Age