Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

She was so ugly that when I bent down to pet her cat it turned out to be the hair on her legs.

She was so ugly that when I bent down to pet her cat it turn

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the unattractiveness of a woman by creating a humorous play on words. The speaker's intention to pet the woman's cat is subverted when he realizes that what he thought was the cat's fur is, in fact, the hair on the woman's legs, suggesting that she has an undesirable appearance. This quote relies on irony and exaggeration to evoke laughter while emphasizing the woman's unattractiveness.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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