Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

She was so ugly that she looks like she came second in a hatchet fight.

She was so ugly that she looks like she came second in a hat

Summary

This quote uses humor and exaggeration to describe someone's unattractiveness. By comparing the person's appearance to coming second in a hatchet fight, it implies that she is so unattractive that even in a situation where both participants would be expected to look disheveled, she would still be noticeably less attractive. The quote relies on the reader's understanding of the implied absurdity and the image it presents to evoke a humorous response.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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