Quote by Jarod Kintz

For being so ugly, I think God should reward me handsomely.

For being so ugly, I think God should reward me handsomely.

Summary

This quote expresses a sarcastic tone towards one's physical appearance, suggesting that if someone is considered unattractive, they should be compensated by god in other areas of life. It highlights a sense of humor or self-deprecating attitude that reflects a playful way of coping with the idea of their own physical beauty.

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God Beauty

By Jarod Kintz

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