Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I was so ugly...my mother used to feed me with a sling shot!

I was so ugly...my mother used to feed me with a sling shot!

Summary

This quote humorously communicates a sense of self-deprecation regarding appearance. The speaker claims to have been extremely unattractive, to the point where their mother had to use a sling shot to feed them. The exaggerated nature of the statement highlights the speaker's perception of their own unattractiveness and their willingness to make light of it.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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