Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My uncles dying wish was to have me sit in his lap he was in the electric chair

My uncles dying wish was to have me sit in his lap he was i

Summary

This quote suggests a darkly humorous situation where the speaker's uncle, who is on death row and about to be executed in the electric chair, ironically requests the speaker to sit on his lap. The quote brings attention to the absurdity and irony of the uncle's request in the face of his impending death, highlighting the unconventional and unexpected nature of his dying wish.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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