Quote by Stephen Colbert

I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?

I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used

Summary

This quote reflects the idea of self-invention and the desire to project a more exciting persona through self-presentation. The speaker admits to crafting fictional aspects in their biography for fun and inspiration, suggesting that embellishing their personal story serves as a source of motivation and a means to feel more interesting or accomplished. It highlights the playful nature of creating an idealized self-image online or in other settings where one has control over how they are perceived.

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Inspirational

By Stephen Colbert

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