Quote by Jennifer Garner

I am usually part of any disaster at a wedding if I'm a bridesmaid, which I've been lucky enough to be several times.

I am usually part of any disaster at a wedding if I'm a brid

Summary

The quote expresses self-deprecating humor regarding the speaker's past experiences as a bridesmaid at weddings. It implies that whenever the speaker is involved, something goes wrong or becomes chaotic. Although the speaker acknowledges being fortunate enough to have been chosen several times as a bridesmaid, they jokingly suggest their presence somehow brings about unfortunate events or mishaps during wedding ceremonies.

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By Jennifer Garner

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