Quote by Mark Twain

It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.

It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an imprompt

Summary

This quote implies that even though the speech may be classified as "impromptu," the speaker still devotes a significant amount of time and effort to prepare. It suggests that what might seem spontaneous to the audience is actually a result of meticulous planning, organization, and rehearsal by the speaker. It highlights the importance of careful preparation as a key component of delivering a successful impromptu speech.

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Humor Funny Preparedness

By Mark Twain

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