Quote by Elizabeth Scott

Vitamins ruined my life. Not that there was much left to ruin, but still. I know that blaming vitamins for my horrible life sounds strange. After all, vitamins are supposed to keep people healthy. Also, they're inanimate objects. But thanks to them I was stuck in the Jackson Center Mall watching my father run around in a bee costume.

Vitamins ruined my life. Not that there was much left to rui

Summary

In this quote, the speaker expresses a sense of irony and frustration by stating that vitamins ruined their life. They acknowledge that blaming vitamins for their plight seems peculiar, as they are meant to promote health and are inanimate objects. However, the speaker's life took an unfortunate turn, evidenced by being stuck watching their father in a bee costume at the Jackson Center Mall. The quote highlights the speaker's dissatisfaction with their circumstances, employing dark humor and a sense of helplessness.

By Elizabeth Scott

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