When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.

The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.

Oscar Wilde

We are all ignorant once and only when someone or something that knows more than us, comes in.

Emmanuel Aghado

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love.

Pearl Bailey

We need to steer clear of this poverty of ambition, where people want to drive fancy cars and wear nice clothes and live in nice apartments but don't want to work hard to accomplish these things. Everyone should try to realize their full potential.

Barack Obama

Whatever we are waiting for - peace of mind, contentment, grace, the inner awareness of simple abundance - it will surely come to us, but only when we are ready to receive it with an open and grateful heart.

Sarah Ban Breathnach

Only stupid men trying to seem smart need to be with dumb women. Only weak men trying to look strong are attracted to compliant women.

Orson Scott Card

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business.

Aaron Burr

America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people.

Gloria Steinem

To die for a religion is easier than to live it absolutely.

Jorge Luis Borges

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.

Honore de Balzac

I think you can judge from somebody's actions a kind of a stability and sense of purpose perhaps created by strong religious roots. I mean, there's a certain patience, a certain discipline, I think, that religion helps you achieve.

George W. Bush

Second, marriage is an issue that our Founding Fathers wisely left to the states.

Judy Biggert