Quote by Demetri Martin

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when

Summary

This quote humorously suggests the desire to create a gigantic jigsaw puzzle with 40,000 pieces. However, the twist comes when the puzzle is finally completed, and instead of a traditional image, it simply gives a message to "go outside." It highlights the importance of getting away from screens and embracing the real world, motivating individuals to disconnect from indoor activities and enjoy nature and outdoor activities.

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By Demetri Martin

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