I want a big church wedding.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

Johnny Vegas

Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.

Dale Carnegie

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Milton Berle

Any act often repeated soon forms a habit and habit allowed, steady gains in strength, At first it may be but as a spider's web, easily broken through, but if not resisted it soon binds us with chains of steel.

Tryon Edwards

It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how little most men will do when they don't have to.

Walter Linn

A powerful idea communicates some of its strength to him who challenges it.

Marcel Proust

My stomach lurched, an appetizer before the full portion of heartache I had a feeling was going to be served at some point soon.

Gayle Forman

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

George Burns

There are legions of us, I realized. The mothers who have broken babies, and spend the rest of our lives wondering if we should have spared them. And the mothers who have let their broken babies go, who look at our children and see instead the faces of the ones they never met.

Jodi Picoult

I love romantic comedies.

Lil' Romeo

When we show our respect for other living things, they respond with respect for us.

American Indian Proverb, Arapaho

I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management.

Michelle Williams