Quote by Rita Rudner

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my

Summary

This humorous quote highlights the speaker's apprehension towards parenthood. The mention of a friend's labor lasting for 36 hours creates a comical comparison to the speaker's reluctance to commit to any activity that would bring pleasure for such a long duration. Ultimately, the quote suggests that the daunting prospect of going through labor and the potential sacrifices of parenthood are what make the speaker fear having children, as they are unwilling to endure something enjoyable for an extended period.

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Parenting

By Rita Rudner

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