Quote by Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an educa

Summary

This quote highlights the stereotypical perception about college life and its emphasis on partying and casual relationships. It suggests that if someone's primary goal is to engage in sexual activities, they may find greater opportunities in a college environment. On the other hand, it proposes that seeking academic knowledge and a true education may be better pursued by spending time in a library, prioritizing study and self-improvement. The quote suggests a contrast between the social aspects of college and the intellectual pursuits available through self-directed learning.

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Education

By Frank Zappa

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