Quote by Anon.

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a wi

Summary

This quote is a humorous way of expressing frustration or impatience with a slow or malfunctioning computer. It suggests that the speaker is so fed up with the computer's performance that they are willing to take extreme measures, like throwing it out of a window, in order to make it "go really fast." Although it is obviously not a genuine solution, the quote serves as a lighthearted way to vent about technological frustrations.

Topics

Computers

By Anon.

Liked the quote? Share it with your friends.

Random Quotations

The truth is, I often like women. I like their unconventiona

The truth is, I often like women. I like their unconventionality. I like their completeness. I like their anonymity.

Truth Women

Achievement is not the most important thing -- Authenticity

Achievement is not the most important thing -- Authenticity is

Integrity

It's pretty cool to be able to hang out with the President a

It's pretty cool to be able to hang out with the President and have the race-winning car on the South Lawn.

Car

Happiness may be defined as good fortune joined to virtue, o

Happiness may be defined as good fortune joined to virtue, or a independence, or as a life that is both agreeable and secure

Happiness

The legal battle against segregation is won, but the communi

The legal battle against segregation is won, but the community battle goes on.

Legal

I know that I will never find my father in any other man who

I know that I will never find my father in any other man who comes into my life, because it is a void in my life that can only be filled by him.

Dad

Consul. In American politics, a person who having failed to

Consul. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.

Diplomacy

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was p

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts.

Learning

I would point out that Japan's proposal at the Versailles Pe

I would point out that Japan's proposal at the Versailles Peace Conference on the principle of racial equality was rejected by delegates such as those from Britain and the United States.

Equality

I decided to make 'Captain America' because I realized I was

I decided to make 'Captain America' because I realized I wasn't doing the film because it terrified me. You can't make decisions based on fear.

Fear

He is half of a blessed man. Left to be finished by such as

He is half of a blessed man. Left to be finished by such as she; and she a fair divided excellence, whose fullness of perfection lies in him.

William Shakespeare

Men & Women

I felt like I was a teacher. But nowadays, I am as much a st

I felt like I was a teacher. But nowadays, I am as much a student of his. He writes a lot of what we play.

Teacher