Quote by Anon.

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a wi

Summary

This quote is a humorous way of expressing frustration or impatience with a slow or malfunctioning computer. It suggests that the speaker is so fed up with the computer's performance that they are willing to take extreme measures, like throwing it out of a window, in order to make it "go really fast." Although it is obviously not a genuine solution, the quote serves as a lighthearted way to vent about technological frustrations.

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