Quote by Woody Allen

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Summary

This quote suggests that no matter how carefully we plan our lives and set goals, life is unpredictable and full of unforeseen circumstances. It implies that our plans may not always align with a higher power or the greater forces at work in the universe. Ultimately, the quote reminds us of the humbling nature of life but also encourages us to find humor and acceptance in the face of uncertainty.

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By Woody Allen

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