Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the speaker's luck is so consistently bad that if they were a politician, it would force them to be honest. It implies that politicians are often perceived as dishonest, indicating the speaker's lack of trust in the political system. Furthermore, it highlights the speaker's perception of honesty as something that is contrary to conventional political behavior, reaffirming their belief in the rarity of honest politicians.

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Luck

By Rodney Dangerfield

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