Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

Summary

This quote suggests that the speaker wears a necklace as a simple way to determine if they are upside down or not. It implies a desire for clarity or a need to be aware of their own orientation. Perhaps it symbolizes a broader desire for self-awareness and an understanding of one's own position in life. It can be seen as a playful or whimsical way to approach the idea of self-awareness.

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By Mitch Hedberg

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