Quote by George Carlin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Summary

This quote, "Weather forecast for tonight: dark," humorously implies that the forecast for the evening is simply stating the obvious. It suggests that there is nothing remarkable or eventful to expect, essentially portraying darkness as the natural state of nighttime. The brevity and simplicity of the explanation highlight the satirical intention, emphasizing the triviality of the weather forecast when describing a night sky and its usual absence of light.

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By George Carlin

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